Brooklydelphia SPORTS UPDATE

Posted: April 16, 2012 in Sports

As if the Phillies anemic offense didn’t have enough to worry about, the Rally Squirrel is back in the news.  Phillies fans first saw the Rally Squirrel in Game 4 of the 2011 NLDS at Busch Stadium in St. Louis. Roy Oswalt was in mid-pitch when the furry fucker darted out and ran across home plate and into the seats. The Cardinals went on to win Games 4 and 5, sending the heavily favored Phils home for the winter. The Cardinals received their World Series rings over the weekend and take a guess which rascally rodent was subtly featured on the ring? Full story here.

And speaking of annoying furry things that have been tormenting the Phillies, San Francisco Giants bearded and boisterous closer Brian Wilson has structural damage in his pitching arm and will likely require surgery and be done for the season.  Thankfully, now he will be the only one that will have to look at the horrible beard.

Rest in peace, Kenny Fucking Powers.  He went out in a blaze of glory on last night’s series finale of HBO’s East Bound and Down. 


And you should be too. Stop reading silly, irreverent emails and go outside and enjoy the sunshine!

  1. HH says:

    Tight dick player!

  2. DocFleisch says:

    Why you gotta ruin endings for the rest of us? You should know that in this day and age of DVRdom you can’t be giving away plot spoilers . . . especially series finales. Party foul my back furred friend.

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